bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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letsslaytroyler:

The Disney Challenge vs. The Disney Challenge REMATCH

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posted 14 hours ago with 1,168 notes/a>
midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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posted 14 hours ago with 529,515 notes/a>

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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posted 14 hours ago with 29,988 notes/a>

lexandlyssreadbooks:

me after every good romance book/movie/show 

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posted 14 hours ago with 426 notes/a>

dougsessedwithmcfly:

i-am-a—unic0rn:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO EPIC!!!5sauce are a bad influence lol

posted 14 hours ago with 52,179 notes/a>

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

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posted 14 hours ago with 188,538 notes/a>

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit

ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit

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posted 18 hours ago with 76,072 notes/a>

troyleroakley:

MESSY BOYS TRY POT (ft. Troye Sivan) (x)

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posted 18 hours ago with 2,345 notes/a>
zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

posted 18 hours ago with 543 notes/a>

ginnybutnotweasley:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

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horrormoviemuke:

hioraye:


+

I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME THE WAY MUKE LOOKS AT EACH OTHER

HE STARTED FUCKING TWIRLING A STRAND OF HIS HAIR

horrormoviemuke:

hioraye:

+

I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME THE WAY MUKE LOOKS AT EACH OTHER

HE STARTED FUCKING TWIRLING A STRAND OF HIS HAIR

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posted 18 hours ago with 11,039 notes/a>

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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